Jeers to running out of cellular data. The data runs out, and you are left off the grid for a week until it renews.

Jeers to a sunburnt scalp. Braids at the beach looked nice, but it also left the part exposed to intense ultraviolet rays. It hurts when you touch your head, it hurts when trying to wash your hair, and it causes dandruff.

Jeers to deconstructive criticism. Positive reinforcement is more effective, bro. We got this!

Jeers to the new era of country music. Let’s not normalize murder like in HARDY and Lainey Wilson’s “wait in the truck.”

Jeers to breaking pencils. The more it gets sharpened, the more the graphite fractures apart. It’s a vicious cycle.