Jeers to the coffee jitters. Is this because we consume more caffeine than water? Most definitely. Will we stop? No. 

Jeers to bad weather during important outdoor events. Imagine being so excited for your upcoming soccer game, and then…Boom! Lightning strikes, and the game is rescheduled for a day you already had plans.

Jeers to ties. No, not the ones you wear around your neck, but the kind during sporting events. It must stink to watch an entire game cheering on your favorite team, only for no one to win.

Jeers to children being left unattended at football games. Look, y’all, no one wants to watch your five-year-old run around in the middle of a group of high school students. It is unsafe, it is annoying, and random strangers are not your babysitters. 

Jeers to early lunches. Who wants to eat lunch at 11 in the morning? It is basically still breakfast at that point. And don’t call it brunch. Brunch is for weekends.