Jeers to the new Mario movie. Who in the world decided that it was okay to cast Chris Pratt as Mario? Has the man even played Super Smash Bros? 

Jeers to the new Chick-fil-A lids. They are super-flimsy and do not stay on the cups for anything, no matter how many times you fix it. Let’s all just hope this is a temporary problem and that they will soon get the normal lids back. 

Jeers to our adviser Justin Spencer for not letting us use a beautiful and artistic photo as the feature image for a recent JV softball story. This most definitely is considered censorship. 

Jeers to the ridiculous “devious lick” Tik Tok trend. I hope that whoever thinks it is okay to deface and steal school property realizes that instead of hurting the school, they are hurting the sweet janitors that have to clean up the mess. They are also wasting their parents’ tax dollars that have to now go toward replacing these stolen items instead of being put toward things to help benefit the learning environment. Enjoy the felony charges. You earned them. 

Jeers to choking on water. It is awful when you go to take a sip of water and it goes down the wrong pipe. Meanwhile, you sit there looking stupid dying because of water. 

Jeers to Staff Writer Craig Bardo’s handwriting. While we appreciate the effort and willingness to stand in for Editor-in-Chief Caroline Hubbard, no one had any idea what he was writing.  He did draw a pretty pumpkin though.