Jeers
September 14, 2021
Jeers to Georgia’s crazy weather. In the morning it is so nice and cool, but then soon as it hits midday, it magically hits a whopping 90 degrees. Dear Mother Nature: Make up your mind!
Jeers to gun crime. Come on, y’all. Is it really that hard to just not shoot people? I do not know if it is like a sport or a fun hobby to some, but either way, I would really like to recommend hunting. All the fun of shooting something, without the whole killing people part. If hunting does not do it for you, then I recommend therapy.
Jeers to braces. I personally only ever had Invisalign, but ouch the pain it was. Plus, photos with a mouth full of metal, never flattering.
Jeers to tests. I promise that I take good notes and pay attention in class. However, as soon as the test paper is in front of me, all knowledge is out the door. Also, I really think teachers collaborate and collectively decide to put all their tests on the same day to maximize stress levels.
Jeers to the mask mandate extension. It is so great that we now have to wear these things until mid-October (Did you detect the sarcasm?).