Cheers to the Oscars. Finally an Oscars that wasn’t unbearable. Conan O’Brien was an amazing host which aided in making it fun and most of the winners felt deserved.

Cheers to “The Little Mermaid.” Congratulations to all the members of the production. It was wonderful.

Cheers to seeing an old friend. Catching up makes you feel a sense of nostalgia and seeing where people ended up feels like tying up loose ends.

Cheers to UV going up. Tanning season is upon us. Woo!

Cheers to documentaries raising awareness. The Ruby Franke and Gabby Petito documentaries are releasing, showing the dangers of online content creation.

Cheers to college spring break. So many older siblings are coming home in the coming weeks! It’s always fun to see family.

Jeers to the gunshots at the National Cheer Association competition. Our hearts go out to those who were panicked by the event and those injured in the haste to evacuate.

Jeers to the empty courtyards. It’s so desolate outside. Now I hate going out there! 

Jeers to working customer service. There are so many rude and problematic customers who complain at the littlest inconvenience. Please, I am trying my best! Just be patient.

Jeers to teeth whitening strips. They are insanely painful and make your teeth feel so sensitive afterwards. Booo!

Jeers to FOMO. FOMO makes you just feel bad about not being with everyone else. But you should definitely brag about reading The Prowler to give others FOMO and increase our readership.

Jeers to entitled people. No, I do not owe you anything because you have your hands out.  Back off my food.