Cheers to flavored bread. Who doesn’t love a good pumpkin loaf or some banana bread? Even  zucchini is acceptable.  

Cheers to pumpkin flavored items coming back to Starbucks today. If you see me spend my entire paycheck on Pumpkin Spice Lattes – mind your own business. 

Cheers to Claritin and all allergy relief medicines. This time of year it is very needed. 

Cheers to the long weekend coming up. Despite the fact that Tuesday is asynchronous, it is still a great time to relax at home.

Cheers to deodorant. It is an amazing, social-life saving product. 

Jeers to Axe Body Spray. It is not the same thing as a shower! 

Jeers to soggy waffles. Waffles are supposed to be nice and crunchy on the outside with a soft center not soggy and gross. 

Jeers to slow drivers. Come on, grandma, why are we going anything below 60 mph on Highway 74?

Jeers to non-cop cop cars. Those Ford Explorers that look like a police officer behind you but are actually not are just awful. Stinks for you, because now I am driving 10 under to avoid getting pulled over. 

Jeers to arson. Let’s just not burn things down? Sounds like an easy fix.